搞笑的英语朋友圈句子(别人发英语朋友圈怎么搞笑回复)

1.
"Why
shouldn't
you
tell
a
secret
on
a
farm?
Because
the
potatoes
have
eyes,
the
corn
has
ears,
and
the
beans
stalk!"
【笑死我了】

2.
"Why
couldn't
the
bicycle
stand
up
by
itself?
It
was
two-tired!"
【哈哈哈哈】

3.
"I
tried
to
start
a
hot
air
balloon
business
but
it
never
took
off. "
【好冷好冷】

4.
"Why
couldn't
the
pirate
learn
the
alphabet?
He
always
got
stuck
at
'C'!"
【呵呵呵呵】

5.
"Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!"
【这个好搞笑】

6.
"Why
did
the
man
put
his
money
in
the
freezer?
He
wanted
cold
hard
cash!"
【哈哈哈哈哈】

7.
"Why
do
we
tell
actors
to
'break
a
leg'?
Because
every
play
has
a
cast!"
【好玩！ 】

8.
"Why
do
seagulls
fly
over
the
sea?
Because
if
they
flew
over
the
bay
they
would
be
bagels!"
【这个可爱】

9.
"Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything!"
【哈哈哈哈】

10.
"Why
did
the
chicken
cross
the
playground?
To
get
to
the
other
slide!"
【真逗！ 】

11.
"Why
don't
ghosts
go
to
the
beach?
They're
afraid
of
sand
in
their
sheets!"
【好妙啊！ 】

1
2.
"Why
did
the
cookie
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
felt
crummy!"
【哈哈哈哈哈哈】

1
3.
"Why
can't
a
nose
be
12
inches
long?
Because
then
it
would
be
a
foot!"
【好逗！ 】

1
4.
"Why
do
bees
hum?
Because
they
don't
know
the
words!"
【好可爱啊！ 】

1
5.
"Why
did
the
fisherman
put
his
money
in
the
bank?
He
wanted
to
earn
some
interest!"
【嘿嘿嘿嘿】

1
6.
"Why
did
the
frog
call
his
insurance
company?
He
had
a
jump
in
his
car!"
【真逗！ 】

1
7.
"Why
did
the
banana
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
wasn't
peeling
well!"
【哈哈哈哈哈哈】

1
8.
"Why
did
the
bear
break
up
with
his
girlfriend?
Because
they
were
polar
opposites!"
【好玩！ 】

1
9.
"Why
did
the
man
bring
a
ladder
to
the
party?
He
wanted
to
raise
the
roof!"
【牛逼！ 】

20.
"Why
is
it
hard
to
explain
puns
to
kleptomaniacs?
Because
they
always
take
things
literally!"【哈哈哈哈哈】