下棋伤感语录搞笑句子英文(搞笑)

1.
"Chess
may
be
a
game
of
strategy,
but
my
love
life
is
a
game
of
chance. "】

2.
"My
chessboard
may
be
full
of
pieces,
but
my
heart
is
empty. "】

3.
"I
thought
chess
was
the
only
game
where
I
could
control
everything,
until
I
met
my
ex. "】

4.
"In
chess,
the
king
is
the
most
important
piece.
In
my
life,
it's
my
cat. "】

5.
"My
chess
skills
may
be
legendary,
but
my
social
skills. . .
not
so
much. "】

6.
"I
once
tried
to
play
chess
with
a
pigeon.
Let's
just
say
it
didn't
end
well. "】

7.
"Chess
may
be
an
intellectual
sport,
but
my
love
life
is
all
about
emotional
checkmate. "】

8.
"My
chessboard
is
my
sanctuary,
where
I
can
forget
about
my
problems. . .
until
I
lose. "】

9.
"In
chess,
you
can't
move
a
piece
backward.
In
life,
I
wish
I
could
sometimes. "】

10.
"I
may
have
won
many
chess
tournaments,
but
I've
lost
even
more
relationships. "】

11.
"Life
is
like
a
game
of
chess.
You
don't
always
win,
but
at
least
you
can
blame
your
mistakes
on
someone
else's
moves. "】

1
2.
"Chess:
the
only
game
where
you
can
say
'checkmate'
and
not
be
accused
of
being
aggressive. "】

1
3.
"I've
been
playing
chess
since
I
was
a
kid.
It's
a
pity
my
social
skills
haven't
improved
since
then. "】

1
4.
"Just
like
in
chess,
you
have
to
sacrifice
some
pieces
in
life.
For
example,
my
dignity
and
self-respect. "】

1
5.
"My
chessboard
is
my
therapist.
It
doesn't
talk
back
and
it
never
judges
me. . .
unless
I
make
a
bad
move. "】

1
6.
"I
once
thought
I
was
a
chess
prodigy,
until
I
met
a
six-year-old
who
beat
me
in
five
moves. "】

1
7.
"Chess
is
a
game
of
many
possibilities,
just
like
my
dating
life. . .
except
with
less
possibilities. "】

1
8.
"In
chess,
the
game
ends
when
the
king
is
checkmated.
In
my
life,
the
game
ends
when
I
run
out
of
pizza. "】

1
9.
"I
may
be
terrible
at
chess,
but
at
least
I'm
better
than
my
grandma. "
(NOTE:
This
one
is
a
joke.
Don't
actually
insult
your
grandma
or
anyone
else. )】

20.
"In
chess,
it's
important
to
have
a
plan.
In
life,
my
plan
is
to
hope
for
the
best
and
expect
the
worst. "】