感冒的朋友圈句子(感冒了发朋友圈的幽默句子)

1.
"Suffering
from
the
common
cold,
but
still
pushing
through
the
work
week
like
a
champ. "】

2.
"Why
does
a
runny
nose
have
to
be
accompanied
by
a
headache?
It's
just
not
fair. "】

3.
"I've
gone
through
more
boxes
of
tissues
in
the
last
few
days
than
I
care
to
admit. "】

4.
"I
know
I
should
stay
home
and
rest,
but
responsibilities
beckon. "】

5.
"When
you're
sick,
suddenly
every
sound
in
the
office
becomes
amplified
and
unbearable. "】

6.
"I
miss
being
able
to
breathe
through
my
nose. "】

7.
"I
don't
know
if
it's
allergies
or
a
cold,
but
either
way,
I'm
miserable. "】

8.
"Can
someone
please
bring
me
a
bowl
of
soup
and
a
warm
blanket?"】

9.
"This
cold
has
turned
me
into
a
mouth
breather
and
I
hate
it. "】

10.
"Why
does
a
sore
throat
make
everything
ten
times
worse?"】

11.
"I've
never
appreciated
the
ability
to
blow
my
nose
so
much
until
now. "】

1
2.
"Is
it
bad
that
I'm
secretly
enjoying
all
the
extra
naps
I'm
getting?"】

1
3.
"Cold
medicine
is
my
new
best
friend. "】

1
4.
"I
am
convinced
that
tissues
were
invented
specifically
for
those
suffering
from
a
cold. "】

1
5.
"The
only
thing
worse
than
being
sick
is
trying
to
entertain
a
sick
toddler
at
the
same
time. "】

1
6.
"Thanks
to
this
cold,
I've
never
been
more
grateful
for
the
sense
of
taste
and
smell. "】

1
7.
"I
can't
believe
how
quickly
my
energy
has
been
drained
by
this
cold. "】

1
8.
"I'm
pretty
sure
I've
been
sneezing
non-stop
for
the
last
three
days. "】

1
9.
"Why
do
we
never
appreciate
good
health
until
we're
sick?"】

20.
"Note
to
self:
stock
up
on
tissues
and
hand
sanitizer
before
the
next
cold
season
hits. "】