幽默的英文短句爱情句子(代表爱的英文短句)

1.
Love
is
like
a
F. R. I. E. N. D. S.
marathon
–
it's
addicting,
full
of
laughter,
and
always
leaves
you
wanting
more.
】

2.
Relationships
are
like
Wi-Fi
–
sometimes
they
disconnect
for
no
reason,
but
you
just
need
to
restart
and
connect
again.
】

3.
I
love
you
more
than
coffee,
and
that's
saying
a
latte.
】

4.
Love
is
like
a
refrigerator
–
it
keeps
you
cool
and
always
has
food
for
thought.
】

5.
Love
is
like
a
fart
–
if
you
force
it,
it's
probably
crap.
】

6.
Love
is
like
a
smartphone
–
it's
important
to
keep
it
charged
and
updated,
or
it'll
crash.
】

7.
My
love
for
you
is
like
a
mirror
–
it
reflects
only
the
best
parts
of
me.
】

8.
Love
is
like
a
roller
coaster
–
thrilling,
unpredictable,
and
sometimes
it
makes
you
scream
like
a
child.
】

9.
I
love
you
more
than
a
kid
loves
eating
chocolate
–
and
that's
a
sweet
deal.
】

10.
Love
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates
–
you
never
know
what
you're
gonna
get,
but
it's
always
a
delicious
surprise.
】

11.
Love
is
like
a
cat
–
it's
so
fluffy
and
adorable,
but
it
also
has
its
claws.
】

1
2.
I
love
you
more
than
my
dog
loves
fetching
balls
–
and
that's
pretty
fetching
awesome.
】

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3.
Love
is
like
a
campfire
–
it
warms
your
heart
and
toasts
marshmallows
of
happiness.
】

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4.
Relationships
are
like
pizza
–
even
when
they're
bad,
they're
still
pretty
good.
】

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5.
Love
is
like
a
pun
–
it
may
make
you
groan,
but
it
also
brings
a
smile
to
your
face.
】

1
6.
I
love
you
more
than
a
kid
loves
recess
–
and
that's
a
lot
of
love
on
the
playground.
】

1
7.
Love
is
like
a
good
joke
–
it
lightens
the
mood
and
brings
laughter
to
the
soul.
】

1
8.
Relationships
are
like
balloons
–
sometimes
they
go
up,
sometimes
they
pop,
but
they
always
leave
lasting
memories.
】

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9.
Love
is
like
a
dance
–
sometimes
you
step
on
toes,
but
the
rhythm
of
your
hearts
keeps
you
moving
together.
】

20.
I
love
you
more
than
squirrels
love
hoarding
nuts
–
and
that's
a
crazy
amount
of
love.
】