英文笑话句子爱情(英文 爱情唯美句子)

1.
"Love
is
like
a
game
of
tug-of-war,
but
instead
of
a
rope,
it's
your
heart
being
pulled
in
two
directions. "
【笑】

2.
"My
love
life
is
like
a
sitcom
without
a
laugh
track-
nobody's
laughing. "
【愁】

3.
"Love
is
the
only
sport
where
losing
still
feels
like
winning. "
【爱】

4.
"I
always
thought
I
wanted
a
fairy
tale
romance,
but
I
didn't
realize
how
many
dragons
and
ogres
I'd
have
to
face. "
【真实】

5.
"Love
is
a
rollercoaster-
strap
in,
hold
on
tight,
and
hope
you
don't
throw
up. "
【过山车】

6.
"I'm
never
going
to
get
my
happily
ever
after. . .
unless
Netflix
releases
a
new
season. "
【搞笑】

7.
"Love
is
a
journey,
and
sometimes
the
destination
is
a
therapist's
couch. "
【婚姻】

8.
"I
knew
I
was
in
love
when
I
started
calling
my
wallet
'ours'. "
【财政】

9.
"My
heart
is
like
a
revolving
door-
always
open
for
love,
but
constantly
getting
slammed
shut
in
my
face. "
【人人都有】

10.
"Love
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates-
except
half
of
them
are
filled
with
razor
blades. "
【坑】

11.
"I
thought
I
found
my
other
half,
but
turns
out
we
were
both
missing
a
piece. "
【船】

1
2.
"Love
is
a
complicated
math
problem,
except
you
don't
have
a
calculator
and
the
answer
is
always
4
2. "
【数学】

1
3.
"My
love
life
is
like
a
never-ending
game
of
Minesweeper-
every
move
I
make
could
blow
up
in
my
face. "
【雷区】

1
4.
"I
thought
love
was
a
beautiful
butterfly,
but
it
turned
out
to
be
a
mosquito
that
wouldn't
leave
me
alone. "
【讨厌】

1
5.
"Love
is
like
a
group
project-
you
do
all
the
work,
but
everyone
gets
credit. "
【功劳】

1
6.
"I
used
to
think
love
was
a
circus. . .
now
I
realize
it's
a
whole
damn
zoo. "
【动物园】

1
7.
"Love
is
a
lot
like
a
buffet-
you
want
to
try
everything,
but
too
much
of
one
thing
will
give
you
heartburn. "
【餐厅】

1
8.
"My
love
life
is
like
a
high
school
dance-
awkward
and
disappointing
for
everyone
involved. "
【舞会】

1
9.
"Love
is
not
a
game,
but
it
feels
a
lot
like
Mario
Kart-
you'll
knock
each
other
around,
but
you'll
always
end
up
back
together. "
【游戏】

20.
"I
thought
love
was
a
beautiful
rose,
until
I
realized
it's
a
thorny
cactus
that
stabs
you
in
the
heart. "
【刺痛】