没事发朋友圈的搞笑句子(没事的时候怎么发朋友圈)

1.
"You
know
what's
really
hard?
Trying
to
look
cool
in
front
of
your
crush
while
simultaneously
choking
on
a
piece
of
gum. "
#dailystruggles】

2.
"I
just
found
out
that
'yolo'
backwards
is
'oloy'.
This
changes
absolutely
nothing
but
thought
you
should
know. "
#mindblown】

3.
"I
always
feel
like
someone's
watching
me
when
I'm
trying
to
open
a
bag
of
chips
quietly
in
a
quiet
room. "
#stealthmode】

4.
"Being
an
adult
is
just
saying
'but
after
this
week
things
will
slow
down
a
bit'
until
you
die. "
#neverendingcycle】

5.
"It's
funny
how
a
simple
'good
morning'
greeting
can
make
or
break
your
entire
day. "
#morningmoods】

6.
"I
don't
always
have
a
comeback,
but
when
I
do,
I
think
of
it
three
hours
later
in
the
shower. "
#latetotheparty】

7.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
Batman,
but
have
you
ever
seen
me
and
Batman
in
the
same
room?"
#superheroambitions】

8.
"I'm
at
this
weird
age
where
I
feel
like
I
should
have
my
life
together,
but
instead
I
just
ate
an
entire
pizza
by
myself. "
#adultingishard】

9.
"I
don't
need
a
therapist,
I
just
need
someone
to
tell
me
that
pizza
is
the
answer
to
all
of
life's
problems. "
#pizzaisbae】

10.
"Why
do
we
park
in
driveways
and
drive
on
parkways?
Life's
mysteries
still
have
me
stumped. "
#linguistics】

11.
"If
I
could
have
any
superpower,
I'd
choose
the
ability
to
eat
as
much
as
I
want
without
gaining
weight. "
#dreamsdocometrue】

1
2.
"I
wish
I
had
a
dollar
for
every
time
I
thought
I
lost
my
phone,
but
it
was
just
in
my
hand. "
#scatterbrain】

1
3.
"I
hate
it
when
I'm
singing
a
song
and
someone
joins
in
right
before
my
favorite
part. "
#musicalpetpeeves】

1
4.
"Do
you
ever
have
those
days
where
the
only
thing
you
accomplished
was
keeping
yourself
alive?"
#selfcare】

1
5.
"I'm
not
great
with
math,
but
I'm
pretty
sure
that
the
more
laundry
I
do,
the
more
there
is
to
do. "
#laundrywoes】

1
6.
"Remember
when
we
used
to
have
to
wait
a
week
for
the
new
episode
of
our
favorite
TV
show?
Now
we
binge-watch
the
whole
season
in
one
night. "
#bingewatchingculture】

1
7.
"I
just
tried
to
do
the
'floss'
dance
move
and
I'm
pretty
sure
I
pulled
a
muscle
in
my
back. "
#dancemishaps】

1
8.
"I'm
not
going
to
lie,
I
feel
a
little
bit
fancy
every
time
I
use
a
fork
and
knife
to
eat
a
slice
of
pizza. "
#pizzaetiquette】

1
9.
"Is
it
just
me,
or
do
we
always
get
our
best
ideas
in
the
shower?"
#showerthoughts】

20.
"I'll
never
understand
why
some
people
prefer
to
sleep
with
socks
on.
It's
like
suffocating
your
feet. "
#sockthewoe】